divinedemoniac:

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               ”For your own sake, darling. 
                     —Something you hardly seem concerned about.” 

        :: ::  уσυ ѕнσυℓ∂.

"My own sake? Are you trying to threaten me?”

agentclntbrtn:

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Furthest thing from. 

Bank robber? Cool. What’s your best heist. 

viditheworld:

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Yes, I am completely capable. I have attempted such a feat a time before, I got bored with such a prospect. This world is tedious and filled with much too many humans than I wish to deal with. A purge is necessary first, surely you understand such a train of thought.

I understand that I’m actually so fucking sick of genocidal maniacs, but. Whatever. I’m not offended that you’re talking about wiping out this entire race or anything. You’re welcome.

reichandwrong:

( he covers her hands with one
  of his own to stop the sound. )

We’re—

( his deep breath is an aborted
  denial. )

Thanks for the permission. Thanks for agreeing not to poison her.

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[she doesn’t mean to, but she jerks her hand away from his and lets out something that, with her pursed lips and clenched jaw, sounds like a strangled squeak.]

i didn’t totally agree about that. only a little bit. you’re still welcome, though. 

reichandwrong:

( he nudges the chair leg under the table with his
  foot, trying to push it out without her realising. )

     She likes you. Maybe if you were nice, you would realise that.

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[wow. like magic.]

[her fingers taptaptap a frantic rhythm against the table, a dull sound against the wood but jarringly loud nonetheless.]

maybe i would believe that, if she were nice to me. 

—it’s whatever. you guys can keep fucking. i’ll only poison her a little bit.

dirty-paw:

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  B aby you stink up my world like nobody else, the way that
you flip your hair get’s me underwhelmed, because you stink
like a pit and it ain’t hard to tell —

You don’t know you’re horrible!

If only you saw what I could see, you’d understand why I hate you so desperately—
Right now I’m looking at you and I can’t believe you don’t know, oh-oh, you don’t know you’re horrible!

rnickjagger:

tbt

voidconduit:

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… okay, then. also, don’t move at all. there’s this thing. portal. that opened up behind you. don’t look. it’s — it’s fine. just … don’t move. 

What the fuck are you trying to pull.

mutantism:

Healthy self-representation is a secret I’m glad you’ve learned.

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I’m stating facts. Your sarcasm isn’t necessary, thank you you’re welcome.

voidconduit:

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how did you even come to that conclusion. 

Those are the vibes I’m getting. Also, you sound too much like another Satan’s asshole I knew. Also, fuck off, Satan’s asshole.

HW